Is Dax an alien?

Well?

An illegal one who must be deported.

USA! USA! USA! CLOSE THE BORDERS!

That's what I was thinking...

Yes, he's an otherworldly dreamer. His music is his mind control. That's why he sticks to small bars to play, so he can select his followers, or his "family" as he calls us.

No doubt. He has to be under the radar too. He was obviously Jesus in a past life and doesn't want to get crucified again because as you can imagine, that shit probably hurts. He keeps it low key and has a good selection of 20-50 broads in which he can insert his penis in. The guy's playing it smart.

tewn wrote:

He keeps it low key and has a good selection of 20-50 broads in which he can insert his penis in.

Is there an application process?



Dax is a demigod for sure....

 

I voted and we all seem to be in unison.

dax has become like, an snl character for me, with his singing

Explain

Yeah, which SNL character?

Matt Foley?

  Dax lives in a van, down by the river?

beautiful downgrade wrote:

Yes, he's an otherworldly dreamer. His music is his mind control. That's why he sticks to small bars to play, so he can select his followers, or his "family" as he calls us.

 

Unrelated, but it's almost creepy how much Dax resembles Nick Drake in some pictures.

My theory is that he's Nick's American love child. Dax was born in, what, '73? And Nick Drake died in '74. IT'S POSSIBLE

They do look related.

i could see that

Definitely!!!... look at how his fingers make his barre chords!... lol... ;P

michealmoon wrote:

Definitely!!!... look at how his fingers make his barre chords!... lol... ;P

This is so damn true it's funny, sometimes I have no clue how he gets any of the strings to ring out with that nonsense.

someone used to have his picture as an a.v, took me a good few months to realize that dax isn't sporting a mullet in 2009.